[jpark]

Question #1:
How much does a house weigh?

Question #2:
How much weight can an old, wooden, two-lane country bridge hold?

Question #3:
What does home insurance normally cover?

:doh: :bill:

 

[rehctelf]

House For Sale:
- Beautiful river view
- Quiet dead end street
- Available for immediate posession
to be sold AS IS. :lol:

 

[weebee]

Answer to #2 Not enough!! :hyst: Is this in Arkansas? I can pick on that state. I lived there for 4 years. :blush:

 

[jpark]

It's nothing that can't be fixed with a big hammer.

:bill:

 

[Charles]

I want to know who put a picture of MY house up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hyst: :hyst: :hyst:

 

[jonas1022]

No mechanical problem so difficult that can not be solved with brute force and ignorance.

Should be up and running down the road any minute. eace:

 

[jpark]

There may be a few cracks in the drywall, but that's just a guess.

 

[08HybridOK]

I had that fear, well not the bridge, but a week before my house was delivered there was one that blew over on the road about 10mi from my house :shock:

Luckily only bad thing was 1 of the 3 trucks broke down about 40mi out, sent a new truck and about a month later I was living in it! :woohoo:

Album:
http://s227.photobucket.com/albums/dd17 ... w%20house/

 

[Dasha]

There may be a few cracks in the drywall, but that's just a guess.

Duct tape will fix it up nicely. :yes:

:lol:

 

[jpark]

:doh:

 

[kkreit01]

I love the last pic -- where everyone's standing around with their arms crossed, "now how the hell we gonna fix this?"!

 

[jonas1022]

I love the last pic -- where everyone's standing around with their arms crossed, "now how the hell we gonna fix this?"!

Yeah! They all know that none of them owns a bottle jack tall enough to lift that mess! :roll:

 

[stone]

:lol: :shades:

 

[futameca]

Too funny... would've been awesome to get video of the failure.

They would've been better off with this... :lol:

 

[Colleen]

Sorry to go off topic...

I like your new sig, Tom !!! :thumb:

 

[futameca]

Why thanks Colleen! :blush:

 

[jonas1022]

Too funny... would've been awesome to get video of the failure.

They would've been better off with this... :lol:

And it is For Sale!

 

[jpark]

I love the last pic -- where everyone's standing around with their arms crossed, "now how the hell we gonna fix this?"!

"Hmmm...maybe we should just leave this here and use it as the new bridge."

"GOOD IDEA!!! All we need to do is get rid of the walls and roof. I'll get my Sawz-All."

:shock: :doh:

 

[jpark]

Too funny... would've been awesome to get video of the failure.

They would've been better off with this... :lol:

:lol:

Sig 4.0?

 

[Bilbo]

Houston, We have a problem!!!.....there's a buckle in the siding... and Honey, tell the kids to stop playing trampoline on the beds and carefully get out. :shock:

Meanwhile our neighbor Bubba sits in his back yard waiting for the show to finish... opcorn: