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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their
35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving
to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!
Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband' thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love,
but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!
The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female
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