[Scooter Scott]

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the fire station when
he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet.

The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration.

"Thanks" the little girl said.

The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar instead of it's testicles, I think it could run faster!"

The little girl replies, thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren!"

 

[Dasha]

Posting that joke took balls!
:hyst: :hyst:

 

[jpark]

:stifle: :lol: :hyst: :clap:

 

[weebee]

:hyst:

 

[jonas1022]

That's bad! :hyst:

 

[Colleen]

:lol:

 

[RobtRoma]

Ouch... :shock:

 

[futameca]

Babysitting a friends cat for a weekend...was playing with it and it turned nuts and attacked my leg. Images below are not for the faint hearted. This was through 501 jeans!

Maybe I shoulda done that to this cat. :calvin:

 

[jpark]

:hyst: :clap:

 

[Colleen]

Oh my gosh, Tom !!! :shock: Tore ya up !!!

 

[futameca]

Oh my gosh, Tom !!! :shock: Tore ya up !!!

You should see my inner child. :lol:

 

[6foot9inchmonster]

Good joke better pictures. That's why are better.

 

[Dasha]

On the lookout for his next victim.......

 

[jonas1022]

Every home should have it's own Serringhetti Cat... :shock:

 

[Scooter Scott]

That is the very reason I hate cats...that and I am allergic to them :yes:

 

[futameca]

I love animals in general, including cats. We had two before Dixie. But i will ascertain the disposition of the cat next time before "playing" with it. :taz:

I will say though that we will probably never own cats again. Having Dixie is a true joy in our lives. And she knows it! :lol:

 

[Dasha]

Cats are cool......one of mine acts like a dog and comes to me when I call her and licks my hand. And my dogs and cats get along....they know fighting is not allowed! :taz:

 

[Colleen]

Dasha, you would have loved it at Magnolia Plantation and Gardens. First time I ever petted a deer and she ate right out of my hand. It was really neat.

 

[stone]

 

[Dasha]

Dasha, you would have loved it at Magnolia Plantation and Gardens. First time I ever petted a deer and she ate right out of my hand. It was really neat.

Awww!!! :rockon: