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A guy walks in to a bank, and is greeted by a teller, "Good afternoon sir, how may I help you today?"

"I want to open a mother fucking checking account." The guy responds, loudly enough to gain notice from other customers.

The teller is a bit shocked, "Sir, I'll have to ask you to mind your language."

"Fuck that, I'll say any goddamn thing I want to, now I want to open a fucking checking account!"

"Sir! Your language is completely out of line! I'll need to get my manager!"

"Good, go get the fucking manager!"

So, the teller hurries to her managers office and tells him that there is a very rude customer at her desk and she wants him thrown out of the bank. The manager assures her that he'll take care of it and he walks out to confront the man.

A lot of customers are ready to complain about the man as well when the manager walks out but the man looks supremely confident. The manager crosses his arms, "What seems to be the problem here, sir?"

"I just won 50 million dollars in the goddamn lottery and I want to open a mother fucking checking account!"

The manager blinks and then jerks a thumb at the teller, "Is this bitch giving you shit?"
 
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