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Outside the Wall Street Stock Exchange a well groomed broker is approached by a derelict.
Derelict:Change sir?
Broker:I'll give you 50 bucks if you promise me you are not going to spend it in smoke and other stuff.
Derelict:No sir, I do not smoke.Just food for me and my family.
Broker:Ok, in that case I'll give you 100 bucks but you have to promise me that you are not to spend it in booze.
Derelict:No sir, only for food.I don't smoke and I don't drink.
Broker:Listen, I'll give you 200 bucks but you have to promise that you are not going to spend any penny of it for smoke, booze or whores.
Derelict:No sir, I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't go with whores.
Broker:Ok, in that case I'll give you 500 bucks to come with me for a drink and chat at my Hamptons home.
Derelict:But sir, how can I come to your home in my position, dirty, sick and with filthy clothes?
Broker:Nothing to worry about.I just want to show my wife what happens to a man if he doesn't smoke, doesn't drink and doesn't :censor: !!!
 

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