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A Texan farmer, goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets, an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field , and the Texan says, "OH! We have wheat fields, that are at least twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns, that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan, sees a herd of Kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, " And what are those ? "

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, " Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?" :lol:
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The reality is that most things (critter type anyway) in Texas are smaller than elsewhere. ;)

Bugs are a nuther matter entirely. :angel:
 
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