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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

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Nope, didn't need too :D . I'm Italian.
 

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:) I had Italians next door and all through my nieghborhood growing up. And that's exactly how it sounds... :shock: :yes:
 

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Kudos to Scott for being able to write an accent. That's hard. :clap:
 

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MadMax said:
Nope, didn't need too :D . I'm Italian.
Got any good spaghetti sauce recipes?? I make spaghetti all the time and would love an authentic spaghetti sauce recipe to try instead of just opening a jar of Ragu!! :p
 

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Dasha said:
MadMax said:
Nope, didn't need too :D . I'm Italian.
Got any good spaghetti sauce recipes?? I make spaghetti all the time and would love an authentic spaghetti sauce recipe to try instead of just opening a jar of Ragu!! :p
Yes, I make a pretty mean spaghetti sauce.
 

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MadMax said:
Dasha said:
MadMax said:
Nope, didn't need too :D . I'm Italian.
Got any good spaghetti sauce recipes?? I make spaghetti all the time and would love an authentic spaghetti sauce recipe to try instead of just opening a jar of Ragu!! :p
Yes, I make a pretty mean spaghetti sauce.
Well........send it to me!! :bang: :bang: :bang: (please)
 

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Big Chris said:
But surely it'd all leak out of the envelope? :doh: :lol:
I know, it always does. :shrug:
 

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I want some too! I like to make my girlfriend to cook for me!
 

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Big Chris said:
But surely it'd all leak out of the envelope? :doh: :lol:
True. :doh: :bang: :wall: How about sending me the recipe, Max???
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I want some too! I like to make my girlfriend to cook for me!
Such a sweetie!! ;)
 

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Well, there really isn't a "recipe" per say. It's more of a process...First ingredent is a little sauce leftover from the last. In Italy there are sauces that can be traced back hundreds of years. But since we obviously can't realistically do that, the best sauces are always made with fresh ingrediants (spices etc.) My grandmother told me that the one thing that really makes the difference is grating extremely good parmesan cheese right into the cooking sauce. Not the Kraft stuff that comes pre-grated in a jar. The real stuff runs about 25.00 a pound.
 

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Dasha,

When I make make spaghetti sauce, I will usually start with a jar of ragu as a base. Then I throw in a can of diced tomato, fresh mushrooms, onions, and green peppers, cooked hamburger ( sometimes I make meatballs), and sometimes italian sausage. Slow cook in the crock pot all day. The family loves it. :yes:

Of course, nothing in comparison to home made. I remember back when my grandmother made homemade spaghetti sauce. It was to die for !! Oh yes, fresh parmesan cheese !!!!, Mmmmm !!! :)

There might be a recipe for the fresh stuff on the internet. :thumb:
 

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Thanks, C! :heart:
I'm sure I can find something on the internet but thought I'd ask our resident Italian stallion first.
 
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