Natural History Day at 1st grade class and Ahsad, the new teacher, comes in class with a beautiful rose on her bust.
Addressing the little kids:
Now which one of you know what the roses and most flowers use for food?
Teacher:Not quite Annie.
Teacher:Not quite Gregg.
Teacher:Not quite Liz
Teacher:No Dennis, not milk.But I"ll tell you with what.With manure.
Dennis:But miss, I did'nt know it had such a big stem!!!