I hadn't thought of saying it QUITE that way, but you do have a way with words! Well-stated.
BTW, the fast-charger arrives today by FedEx (3-1/2 hours for full 244-mile range charge) and, according to yesterday's update, the car "ready for delivery" date (probably means BEFORE it ships from CA to VA) has been moved up SLIGHTLY to "end of April".
Latest review - with video at the end (from the GM-Volt.com website, no less). This is the same car that I test-drove in DC, and is exactly the same as the one that I'm getting (radiant red with beige interior):