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This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their
beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory,
100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1 argued over nothing.
2 refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3 Gained weight.
4 Talked excessively without making sense.
5 Became overly emotional.
6 Couldn't drive.
7 Failed to think rationally
8 Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

OK! It isn't so serious... :whistle:
 

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jonas1022 said:
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1 argued over nothing.
2 refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3 Gained weight.
4 Talked excessively without making sense.
5 Became overly emotional.
6 Couldn't drive.
7 Failed to think rationally
8 Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

OK! It isn't so serious... :whistle:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

You're right!!!! This IS serious.
 

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:hyst: :clap:

And now I want to know who was watching me last weekend.

:bill:
 

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We weren't :shrug: , but your neighbors did call to say you made it home alright. :doh: :D
 

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I was wondering how I got home.

And my Panera coffee card was missing from my wallet.

:cuss:
 

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jonas1022 said:
by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
:shock: You mean I could end up looking like this?





:beer: BTW, Oktoberfest is in Munich...
 

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Lupo116 said:
jonas1022 said:
by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
:shock: You mean I could end up looking like this?



:beer: BTW, Oktoberfest is in Munich...
You end up looking like that babe in the front there you might have a whole lot of new friends here... :drool:
 

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stone said:
Wo ist das lowenbrau? :beer:
Hi Stone!



You'll find the Löwenbräu festival tent on the plan on the lower right. The 175. Oktoberfest still lasts to October 5th 2008! But you'll have to get to Munich I'm afraid... :beer:
 

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Surfscape said:
Lupo116 said:
You end up looking like that babe in the front there you might have a whole lot of new friends here... :drool:
If I'd end up looking like that young lady :heart: , Ernest Hemingway would look like an occasional drinker compared to me. :popcorn: ;)

 

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:hyst: :clap:
 

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Now I really want to take that vacation to Germany!!

 
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