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The "do whatever" phrase always has limitations, footnotes, asterisks, attachments, and additional clauses and details. Ask your wife for a copy. Your mileage may vary.

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"do whatever the f*** you want" is spontaneous and subject to recall at anytime without notice. Offer may have already expired, or may not be available in your state (deluded).

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That dude's an amateur. Everyone whose been in the game long enough knows that "Do whatever the f*** you want" means the exact opposite. That guy needs a Babel fish. If so, he'd know that she really said "You do it, you're dead". :lol:
 

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That dude's an amateur. Everyone whose been in the game long enough knows that "Do whatever the f*** you want" means the exact opposite. That guy needs a Babel fish. If so, he'd know that she really said "You do it, you're dead". :lol:
Oh, so it means the same as "Fine, I don't mind, really" said in an unusually high octive.
 

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The high octave is also a good sign that something is wrong, regardless of the verbage.

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Yep, it's the calm before the storm....... :lightning: :lightning: :lightning:
 

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...and Babel Fish is never needed for the storm.

At that point, everything is crystal-clear.

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I forwarded that ad to my wife who howled with laughter. :clap: :hyst: :clap: :hyst: :)P
 

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Yes, and then...you ask the fatal question..."Something wrong, dear?" and in an octive only a dog can hear she says "No, nothing at all." :fan:
 

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I'm just proud of the editor for printing that.

(And yes, I'm single) :shrug:
 

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i wish i had the e-mail with the womans use of the word "whatever". its funny. but the jist of it is when a woman says "whatever" she really means F-off HAHA
 

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:hyst: :D
 

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Funny thing is that is how I ended up buying my wife her Escape; it was more like "do whatever you want you're paying for it" she loves the car now. This ad was in Utah, the funny thing is when it happened a few years ago it even got air time on the local news. I would assume the bike was sold.
 
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