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You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
 

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Scooter Scott said:
You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:
 

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Big Chris said:
Scooter Scott said:
You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:
...or a smart blonde? :hyst:

Just kidding buddy :D
 

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Big Chris said:
Scooter Scott said:
You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:
:hyst: ...WOW! did I get a visual. :shock:
 

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Scooter Scott said:
Big Chris said:
Scooter Scott said:
You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:
...or a smart blonde? :hyst:

Just kidding buddy :D
No worries. Out of the 2 of us, she's the one with the degree. :)
 

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I tell ya what man...I have a friend of mine who is booksmart. He had a double major (Biology and Chemistry) but he is dumber than a blonde...I mean a box of rocks :lol: When it comes to common sense, he has NONE. Not to mention he has a blonde girlfriend, which is the stereotypical blonde...and yes they are reproducing... :whistle:
 

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I tell ya what man...I have a friend of mine who is booksmart. He had a double major (Biology and Chemistry) but he is dumber than a blonde...I mean a box of rocks :lol: When it comes to common sense, he has NONE. Not to mention he has a blonde girlfriend, which is the stereotypical blonde...and yes they are reproducing... :whistle:
Yeah, that's her belly button hurts.
 
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