If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:Scooter Scott said:You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?
No one! None of them exist!
...or a smart blonde? :hyst:Big Chris said:If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:Scooter Scott said:You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?
No one! None of them exist!
:hyst: ...WOW! did I get a visual. :shock:Big Chris said:If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:Scooter Scott said:You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?
No one! None of them exist!
No worries. Out of the 2 of us, she's the one with the degree.Scooter Scott said:...or a smart blonde? :hyst:Big Chris said:If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:Scooter Scott said:You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?
No one! None of them exist!
Just kidding buddy![]()
You may be right. Academically she is smarter than me, but we both know that I am 'real world' smarter. It's just negated by my inherant laziness. :doh: :lol:Scooter Scott said:Famous one liner:
"Smarter doesn't always mean smart"
:lol:
Ok I will shut up now sorry BC.
Yeah, that's her belly button hurts.Scooter Scott said:I tell ya what man...I have a friend of mine who is booksmart. He had a double major (Biology and Chemistry) but he is dumber than a blonde...I mean a box of rocks :lol: When it comes to common sense, he has NONE. Not to mention he has a blonde girlfriend, which is the stereotypical blonde...and yes they are reproducing...![]()
I'll give you that one!latan said:I've known an intelligent blonde
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