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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?

Because her boyfriend was blonde. :D
 

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That was excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :hyst: :hyst: :clap:
 

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You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
 

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:hyst: :clap:

:lightning:
 

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Oh man!

That's just mean!

Do you have to ruin everything in life for me?

Sheesh!

Everyone knows that there is a tooth fairy...
 

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You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:
 

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Big Chris said:
Scooter Scott said:
You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:
...or a smart blonde? :hyst:

Just kidding buddy :D
 

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Big Chris said:
Scooter Scott said:
You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:
:hyst: ...WOW! did I get a visual. :shock:
 

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Scooter Scott said:
Big Chris said:
Scooter Scott said:
You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!
If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:
...or a smart blonde? :hyst:

Just kidding buddy :D
No worries. Out of the 2 of us, she's the one with the degree. :)
 

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Famous one liner:

"Smarter doesn't always mean smart"

:lol:

Ok I will shut up now sorry BC.
 

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Scooter Scott said:
Famous one liner:

"Smarter doesn't always mean smart"

:lol:

Ok I will shut up now sorry BC.
You may be right. Academically she is smarter than me, but we both know that I am 'real world' smarter. It's just negated by my inherant laziness. :doh: :lol:
 

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I can relate.

:bill:
 

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I tell ya what man...I have a friend of mine who is booksmart. He had a double major (Biology and Chemistry) but he is dumber than a blonde...I mean a box of rocks :lol: When it comes to common sense, he has NONE. Not to mention he has a blonde girlfriend, which is the stereotypical blonde...and yes they are reproducing... :whistle:
 

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Scooter Scott said:
I tell ya what man...I have a friend of mine who is booksmart. He had a double major (Biology and Chemistry) but he is dumber than a blonde...I mean a box of rocks :lol: When it comes to common sense, he has NONE. Not to mention he has a blonde girlfriend, which is the stereotypical blonde...and yes they are reproducing... :whistle:
Yeah, that's her belly button hurts.
 

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Idiocracy in the making...

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Careful there Mister. Your remarking about my family... :drool:
 
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