[Blood Junkie]

You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!

If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:

 

[Blood Junkie]

You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!

If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:

...or a smart blonde? :hyst:

Just kidding buddy

No worries. Out of the 2 of us, she's the one with the degree.

 

[Blood Junkie]

Famous one liner:

"Smarter doesn't always mean smart"

:lol:

Ok I will shut up now sorry BC.

You may be right. Academically she is smarter than me, but we both know that I am 'real world' smarter. It's just negated by my inherant laziness. :doh: :lol: