[MadMax]

?... :lol:

 

[MadMax]

You have a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus out on a sidewalk. There is a $20 bill in front of them on the curb. Who will get it first?

No one! None of them exist!

If my Wife reads this she'll be wearing your balls as earrings! (And no. She's not Santa or the Tooth Fairy) :lol:

:hyst: ...WOW! did I get a visual. :shock:

 

[MadMax]

I tell ya what man...I have a friend of mine who is booksmart. He had a double major (Biology and Chemistry) but he is dumber than a blonde...I mean a box of rocks :lol: When it comes to common sense, he has NONE. Not to mention he has a blonde girlfriend, which is the stereotypical blonde...and yes they are reproducing...

Yeah, that's her belly button hurts.

 

[MadMax]

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells??

I would have guessed smart.

Pregnant :hyst: