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A farmer receives a cell phone call from one of his farmhands.

"Boss, I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's OK but he's stuck in the bull-bars at the front of the truck and I can't get him out."

The farmer replies "OK. There's a .303 rifle behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head, and you'll be able to remove him."

Five minutes later the farm hand calls again.
"I did what you said boss. Took the .303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."

"So what's your problem now?" sighed the farmer.

"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch....

Boss?....

You still there boss?"
 

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been there done that. that fluid they use to make them lights blue, is really difficult to get off the paint. :bust:
 

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This was an OLD thread!!!!!!!! Pretty good one as well!!! Thanks for bring it back to life. :woohoo:
 

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Charles said:
This was an OLD thread!!!!!!!! Pretty good one as well!!! Thanks for bring it back to life. :woohoo:
i like to look thru the old threads alot to see what the noob's havent had a chance to see yet, and to let them check it out. :thumb:
 

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OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I never saw this the first time! Good one, Colleen!! :thumb: :thumb:
 
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