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Why females should avoid a girls night
out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night
with the 'girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just
as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake
up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming
up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I
got in, I told him midnight, he didn't seem pissed off in the
least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock'.
When I asked him why, he said...........
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh
sh*t', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night
with the 'girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just
as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake
up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming
up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I
got in, I told him midnight, he didn't seem pissed off in the
least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock'.
When I asked him why, he said...........
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh
sh*t', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted.