An old Texan went to the local church and asked to join. The preacher said, 'OK, but you have to pass a small Bible test first.'\n\nThe first Question is 'Where was Jesus born?' The man answered ,' Longview .'\n\nThe preacher said. 'Sorry...you can't join our church.'\n\nSoooooo....he went to another church and asked to join. The preacher said, \n'We would love to have you, but you have to pass a Bible test first.\n\nWhere was Jesus born?' The man said. ' Tyler .'\n\nThe preacher said, 'Sorry...you can't join our church..'\n\nSoooo....he goes to another church and asks, to join.\n\nThe preacher said, 'That's great; we welcome you with open arms.'\n\nThe man said, 'I don't have to pass no Bible test first?' The preacher \nsaid, 'No.'\n\nThe man said, 'Can I ask you a question?'\n\nThe preacher said, 'Sure.'\n\nThe man said, 'Where was Jesus born ?'\n\nThe preacher said, ' Palestine .'\n\nThe man mumbled to himself , 'I knew it was in East Texas somewhere.