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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by
the school Playground and go into the woods. Curious, he
followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as
he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground
and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her
shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to
see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to
tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he
was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy
started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the Army."

Mommy fainted!
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole
story before you interrupt!
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Yeah.
 

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Little Johnny...don't you love him? :hyst: :hyst:
 

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:shock: :bill: :lol: :hyst: :clap:
 

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OOOooooopppppsssss.... :hyst: :thumb:
 
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