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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops by
a toy shop and
asks the sales person, "How much for one of those
Barbies in the display
window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir?
We have: Work Out
Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for
$19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie
for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced
Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and
answers: "Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,
Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a
key chain made with
Ken's balls."
 

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Surfscape said:
I don't get it :shrug: :lightning: ok, I don't want to get it.
Any man with any brains doesn't want to get one either... :pug:
 

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Surfscape said:
I don't get it :shrug: :lightning: ok, I don't want to get it.
I wanna get it. :D
 

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Something tells me that you already have it.

:D
 
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