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A patient goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. I fart everywhere, in crowded elevators, in buses full of people. Sometimes, they're really long ones too."

The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

The next week the patient goes back. "Doctor, I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts … although still silent… stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
 

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:lol: :bill: :hyst: :bill:
 

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I think I smell them from here... :bill:
 
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