Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.\n\nThe first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"\n\nDonald frowned and said, "No."\n\nDaisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, They could not have sex.\n\n"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.\n\nSo Donald went down to the lobby and Asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.\n\n"Yes, we do," the clerk said and Pulled a box out from under the counter and Gave it to Donald.\n\nThe clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them On your bill?"\n\n"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"