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Dream > Reality

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the
Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen. "From now on,
you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. I will take you upstairs and
I will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw
me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring
me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f*******' funeral director would be my guess."
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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:lol: :hyst:

This is why "yes, dear" usually works best.
 

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jpark said:
:lol: :hyst:

This is why "yes, dear" usually works best.
You're such a smart man!!! :D
 
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