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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street walking with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the officer. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the man said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
 

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:lol: I've had a few nights like that... :bill:
 

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