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For the first time in their lives, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, father?" The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button next to them. The walls opened and the lady strolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They watched until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father nudged his son and whispered, "Go get your mother."
 

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