[jpark]

"This ship can't sink!"

- J. Bruce Ismay

 

[Kiki]

Oh good...for a moment there I thought we were in trouble.

...Butch Cassidy

 

[jpark]

"I drank what?"

- Socrates

 

[GreatEscape2004]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

General Sedgewick, Union commander killed in Battle of Spotsylvania Court House in 1864, imprudently looking over the parapet at the enemy lines

 

[Dasha]

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

Decca Recording Co., rejecting the Beatles

 

[robertmelancon]

Somebody hand me a match so I can see where the gas is coming from...

 

[jpark]

:hyst: :clap:

Sorry 'bout that. We had Mighty Taco last night.

 

[CrashNburn]

"this is gonna hurt, hold my beer" ME right before my truck hit a tree.

 

[GreatEscape2004]

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment Corp (DEC), 1977

 

[jpark]

:clap:

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

- Humphrey Bogart

 

[Crazy Old Man]

"Louie, I think this is the beingging of a beautiful friendship"
Rick/Casablanca

 

[jmorton10]

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

Decca Recording Co., rejecting the Beatles

ROTFL, that's an all time classic!!

I think I saw the guy who said that working at a Macdonalds drive up window last week........

~John

 

[weebee]

Hey! Watch this!!

Typical *******.........

 

[A1Capone]

D'uh!

Homer Simpson

 

[Squishy]

D'oh!

Homer Simpson

Fixed for accuracy :lol:

 

[Blood Junkie]

"Keep an eye out, they may be using arrows"

King Harold, 1066, Battle of Hastings.

:lol:

 

[jpark]

Drink to me!

- Pablo Picasso

 

[MadMax]

General Custard. "I don't know what the problem is? They seemed fine at the dance last night."

 

[jmorton10]

"What the hell was that??"

the Governor of Hiroshima........

 

[Scooter Scott]

"I didn't inhale"

Former President Clinton