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A terrorist is trying to bomb NewYork City and gets lost in rural Pennsylvania. His car runs out of gas so he starts walking. Finally he is almost completely dehydrated when he comes to a pond. He dips his hand in the pond to scoop out some water.

An Amish sees him drinking out of his pond and yells to him in German "hey, don't drink out of there the pigs poop in there. The terrorist hears the farmer but does not understand, so he says if you can not address me in arabic, and you must address me, speak english. The farmer yells "use 2 hands you'll get more."
 

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I think i would of gave him a cup to get more.
 
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