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Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing
trip.

Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his
wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed
home frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked
to see Dave. He was already sitting on the
dock , fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer.

His buddies asked, "How did you talk your misses into letting you go Dave?"

Dave replied. Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a
beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then the
ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'! When
I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through
negligee and she said, Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and
you can do whatever you want'......

SO I DID AND HERE I AM!
 

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:lol: :clap:
 

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as fun as it could be, ive never had to tie my wife up so i could go fishing LoL.
 

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CrashNburn said:
as fun as it could be, ive never had to tie my wife up so i could go fishing LoL.
I've never had to tie my wife up so that I could have whatever I wanted... :whistle:
 

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oh, man...
you just need to show her your Wunder Boner

I am a fisherperson as well, and there is only one way to keep the wife satisfied...
give her what she wants…(ask, don't guess)
ehhh, Who am I kidding. lol

50 shades of Grayling? lmao
thats too punny
 
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