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Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish. :D

Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, " Turn the entire ocean into VB! " :beer:

The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer. :beer:

The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull, breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

The second Aussie turns to the first and says, " Nice going mate!. Now we're going to have to pee in the boat." :beer: :beer: :hyst: :lol: :lol:
 

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Everyone knows that you don't buy beer. You rent it.

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