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Sign at the local golf club.

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.

NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.
 

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> OLD people have problems that you may not have
> even considered yet !
> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
> count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at
> the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
> clean and empty as on the previous day.

> The doctor asked what happened and the man
> explained,'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried
> with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help.
> She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still
> nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth
> in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
> with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
> tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked, 'You asked your
> neighbor ?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, None of us could get the darn jar open.' :doh: :blush:
 

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Wingsfan said:
I always thought it was a good thing to take extra strokes.
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