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Three men: an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. " That was my pager, " he said. " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few miniutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, ": That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand. "
Paddy felt decidedly low - tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper, hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows. " Will you look at that" says Paddy, 'I'm getting a fax. " :hyst: :hyst: :lol: :lol: :thumb: :clap:
The others looked at him questioningly. " That was my pager, " he said. " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few miniutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, ": That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand. "
Paddy felt decidedly low - tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper, hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows. " Will you look at that" says Paddy, 'I'm getting a fax. " :hyst: :hyst: :lol: :lol: :thumb: :clap:
