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Three Men are on their Honeymoons. They get talking and each one reckons they will make love to their respective Wives the most that night. They decide to let each other know the number of times, by the amount of toast they order the following morning at breakfast, so their Wives don't get embarrased.

The following morning, the first man orders 3 slices of toast with his breakfast. The second man orders 4 slices of toast, and looks pleased with himself until the third man requests in a loud voice "I would like 6 slices of toast, and make 2 of them brown!".

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