Oh Bilbo, stop horsing around!!
Oh Dasha, now you've reminded me of an old Emo Phillips Joke.....
I was walking in San Francisco along the Golden Gate Bridge when I saw a man about to jump off. I thought I'd stall him - you know - detain him long enough to get the film in my camera, and I said 'Don't jump!' He turned around and….do you remember 'The Elephant Man?'….well this man had the face of a horse. My heart went out to him.
'Why the long face?' I asked.
He said, 'All my life, people have called me named like Trigger, Flicka, Chess-piece….'
I said 'Don't worry about it, Ed. Quit horsing around and come down from there'
'What's the point?' he asked 'In a thousand years the earth will be uninhabitable. In 10,000 years the sun will burn out and all life as we know it will extinguish'
'Perhaps,' I said, 'but in the mean time…in between time…ain't we got fun? Besides, you're forgetting about God.'
'How do you know there is a God?'
'Well of course there's a God. Do you think that billions of years ago a bunch of atoms were floating around aimless in space and they somehow got together and had enough sense of humor to make you look like that?'