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Well, with all due respect to the concept of race horse breeding to make them stronger and lighterthink that they've finally gone too far.
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Oh Bilbo, stop horsing around!!
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Dasha said:
Oh Bilbo, stop horsing around!!
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Oh Dasha, now you've reminded me of an old Emo Phillips Joke.....

I was walking in San Francisco along the Golden Gate Bridge when I saw a man about to jump off. I thought I'd stall him - you know - detain him long enough to get the film in my camera, and I said 'Don't jump!' He turned around and….do you remember 'The Elephant Man?'….well this man had the face of a horse. My heart went out to him.
'Why the long face?' I asked.
He said, 'All my life, people have called me named like Trigger, Flicka, Chess-piece….'
I said 'Don't worry about it, Ed. Quit horsing around and come down from there'
'What's the point?' he asked 'In a thousand years the earth will be uninhabitable. In 10,000 years the sun will burn out and all life as we know it will extinguish'
'Perhaps,' I said, 'but in the mean time…in between time…ain't we got fun? Besides, you're forgetting about God.'
'How do you know there is a God?'
'Well of course there's a God. Do you think that billions of years ago a bunch of atoms were floating around aimless in space and they somehow got together and had enough sense of humor to make you look like that?'
 

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Your one Bad Dog Bilbo!

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Your one Bad Dog Bilbo!
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Thanks for the compliment.
I'm feelin my OATS this morning...

Our one canine Mr Muggsley.... :wacko: knows the real truth though.
He yawns in boredom and says that I'm ...
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