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There I was driving down the road this morning...getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... It wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood, and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
Car ... (and you know how when just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF! He storms over to
My car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
...and that's when the fight started...
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
Car ... (and you know how when just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF! He storms over to
My car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
...and that's when the fight started...