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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that got me so excited I had to lay you right there on the pool table with all my buddies spraying whip cream on us???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, actually I'm your son's math teacher."

:wave: :yahoo: :wave:
 

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:clap: :hyst: ...I was almost afraid to read this thread. :lol:
 

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:bust:

:hyst: :clap:

(note to self... find a blushing/embarassed emoticon)
 

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jpark said:
:bust:

:hyst: :clap:

(note to self... find a blushing/embarassed emoticon)
err...(see "bag")
 

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That's only for use if one has a bag actually handy when one needs one.
 

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jpark said:
That's only for use if one has a bag actually handy when one needs one.
:bill: ...Here, you can borrow yours. :bag:
 

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:D Too funny!!

jpark said:
(note to self... find a blushing/embarassed emoticon)
Here JP, I found one for ya.....

 

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Thanks! Look for it in a few minutes.
 
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