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Bob went to a doctor and asked him if he ever laughed at a patient. The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.

It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. :hyst: Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Bob replied. :shrug:
 

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:lol:

Shrinkage.

 

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Is that off of Seinfeld?
 

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Yup!
 

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...or, "I'm a grower, not a shoer" :whistle:
 

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:hyst: :hyst: :hyst: :hyst: :hyst:

:stop: :stop: :stop: :stop: :stop:

:hyst: :hyst: :hyst: :hyst: :hyst: :(
 
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