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Morning Sex.....
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in and
she turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to
lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all right there
on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove. More than a
little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in and
she turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to
lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all right there
on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove. More than a
little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
