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> IRISH GAS STATION
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> Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes
> into an Irish gas station.
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> An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
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> "Top o' the mornin' to ya".
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> As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
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> "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
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> "They're called tees," replies Tiger.
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> "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
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> "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
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> "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at
> Mercedes think of everything."
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