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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
2 cups of flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla. Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS !!!
 

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I lost consciousness after the "turn on the electric mixer" part.

:lol: :bill: :wacko:
 

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I was thinking you were going to do a full Martha Stewart on us... :hyst:

I guess not! :tease:
 

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jonas1022 said:
I was thinking you were going to do a full Martha Stewart on us... :hyst:
Dasha would never be sent to prison.

No judge would dare do that.

:lol:

And something tells me that Dasha has never seen the inside of a K-Mart.

:hyst:
 

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jpark said:
jonas1022 said:
I was thinking you were going to do a full Martha Stewart on us... :hyst:
Dasha would never be sent to prison.

No judge would dare do that.

:lol:

And something tells me that Dasha has never seen the inside of a K-Mart.

:hyst:
:lol:

Oh, that reminds me to resurrect my "Dasha's Cookies" recipe....it's a real one!!
 
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