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I thought this was cute !! :yes:

You gotta love kids, especially when they are very young and don't mouth off.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white !!

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
 

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:lol:

I'm betting that Dasha can relate to all of this, and then some!

("Thou shalt not kill." :hyst: )
 

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Lol, those were funny!! And yeah, can definitely relate!! :lol:
 

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thats the funnies part about having kids. especially when they use a swear word. but its not the swear word thats funny its how they use it.. and i do my best to refrain from using foul language around my house.

My daughter and I today, we were playing around and i was pretending to kick her in the butt. then she would run away.. then i would creep up again and pretend to kick her in the butt again.. anyways you get the idea.
so i decided to trick her so i picked her up and tickled her. as she is laughing she tells me to put her down or she will "kick me in my a$$". she got a time out for using a bad word and i left the room cause i was laughing so hard.
 

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Something funny happened today....one of my students came up to me first thing in the morning and said in one big breath "Coach gave me a timeout yesterday for having my sleeves hang too far over my wrists and my mom is going to come up and have a little chat with Coach. She said that was the most ridiculous thing she ever heard of and it was a load of BS but she didn't actually say BS, she said the actual CURSE words. TWICE! Do you want me to tell you what they are??" I was like "Uh, I think I can figure that out by myself, thanks". :lol:
 

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Dasha said:
Something funny happened today....one of my students came up to me first thing in the morning and said in one big breath "Coach gave me a timeout yesterday for having my sleeves hang too far over my wrists and my mom is going to come up and have a little chat with Coach. She said that was the most ridiculous thing she ever heard of and it was a load of BS but she didn't actually say BS, she said the actual CURSE words. TWICE! Do you want me to tell you what they are??" I was like "Uh, I think I can figure that out by myself, thanks". :lol:
:lol: What grade do you teach Dasha ?
 

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:lol: What grade do you teach Dasha ?
2nd grade. :thumb:
 

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My oldest son is 8th grade science and my daughter-in-law is 5th grade math.
 

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MadMax said:
My oldest son is 8th grade science and my daughter-in-law is 5th grade math.
:beer: To all the Teachers !! I can't imagine a more rewarding, fulfilling, and challenging career !! I respect and admire all of them !! :) :) :heart: :heart: :heart: :) :)

I also can"t imagine a better 200th post !! :woohoo:
 

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Big Chris said:
WooHoo!! 200!

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :party:

Congratulations!

I hope oneday I too will reach 200 posts. :yes:
Thank You !!!

I know you will Chris !! Not far from it now !! :thumb:

This is a first for me. I have NEVER had 200 posts on ANY website. I am very comfortable here !! :yes:
 

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escape08xlt said:
MadMax said:
My oldest son is 8th grade science and my daughter-in-law is 5th grade math.
:beer: To all the Teachers !! I can't imagine a more rewarding, fulfilling, and challenging career !! I respect and admire all of them !! :) :) :heart: :heart: :heart: :) :)

I also can"t imagine a better 200th post !! :woohoo:
Congrats on your 200 milestone and many more!! :yahoo: And very nice post, btw!! :heart:

Big Chris said:
WooHoo!! 200!

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :party:

Congratulations!

I hope oneday I too will reach 200 posts. :yes:
I betcha will......and then some! :yes: :wave:
 

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Dasha said:
escape08xlt said:
MadMax said:
My oldest son is 8th grade science and my daughter-in-law is 5th grade math.
:beer: To all the Teachers !! I can't imagine a more rewarding, fulfilling, and challenging career !! I respect and admire all of them !! :) :) :heart: :heart: :heart: :) :)

I also can"t imagine a better 200th post !! :woohoo:
Congrats on your 200 milestone and many more!! :yahoo: And very nice post, btw!! :heart:

Thanks Dasha !! ;)
 
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