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Scotch??
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box o f candy.
Then the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny, brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
'Is it wine?' she guessed.
'No,' the Johnny replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, 'Champagne?
'No,' said little Johnny ' It's a puppy!'
Careful Dasha! :bill:
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box o f candy.
Then the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny, brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
'Is it wine?' she guessed.
'No,' the Johnny replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, 'Champagne?
'No,' said little Johnny ' It's a puppy!'
Careful Dasha! :bill:
