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Scotch??

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box o f candy.

Then the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny, brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

'Is it wine?' she guessed.

'No,' the Johnny replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, 'Champagne?

'No,' said little Johnny ' It's a puppy!'

Careful Dasha! :bill:
 
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