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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .

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A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how mu ch does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

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A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

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Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.'

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
 

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I suppose that last quote was your favorite? :)
 

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jonas1022 said:
I suppose that last quote was your favorite? :)
:lol: Yup, liked that last one !! Although, I can see the flip side as hubby and I will be married 22 years come August 30th. :thumb: :)
 

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So that means that all of them are your favorites, right?

:lol:
 

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You forgot one:

When a man and woman walk down the isle to be wed, they each have one thought. He hopes that she'll never change and she can't wait to get started.
 

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jpark said:
So that means that all of them are your favorites, right?

:lol:
:D

Hmmmm !!!

MadMax said:
You forgot one:

When a man and woman walk down the isle to be wed, they each have one thought. He hopes that she'll never change and she can't wait to get started.
Aah, but the key to a successful marriage is in realizing that you can't change someone else. Also, compromise, communicating, and a whole lot of tongue biting !! :D
 

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:shock:

I didn't know you were into that.

:lol: :hyst: :clap:
 

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...and that's why more then 50% of marriages fail.
 

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escape08xlt said:
jpark said:
:shock:

I didn't know you were into that.

:lol: :hyst: :clap:
Oh Dear God !!! :hyst: :hyst: :hyst:
nail biting, hair pulling, twitching...
 

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MadMax said:
...and that's why more then 50% of marriages fail.
Very true . Unfortunately, some people do not take their marriage vows seriously and are not willing to give what it takes for it to be successful. They holler divorce at the drop of a hat. This is not the case in all instances, and some are much better off not being together.

Okay, I don't want to get serious here !! Besides, I'm still laughing over JP's reply !! :lol:
 

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escape08xlt said:
jonas1022 said:
I suppose that last quote was your favorite? :)
:lol: Yup, liked that last one !! Although, I can see the flip side as hubby and I will be married 22 years come August 30th. :thumb: :)
Got me beat. It'll be 6 years on 24th August for us. :angel: :doh:

Of course, we were engaged for 5 years before getting hitched, and dating for 5 years before getting engaged. :doh: :doh: :doh:

Oh how things change. 16 years ago it was all :drool: :drool: :drool:

Now it's :boring: :boring: :boring:

:lol: ;)
 

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Try tongue-biting.

:lol:
 

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Big Chris said:
escape08xlt said:
jonas1022 said:
I suppose that last quote was your favorite? :)
:lol: Yup, liked that last one !! Although, I can see the flip side as hubby and I will be married 22 years come August 30th. :thumb: :)
Got me beat. It'll be 6 years on 24th August for us. :angel: :doh:

Of course, we were engaged for 5 years before getting hitched, and dating for 5 years before getting engaged. :doh: :doh: :doh:

Oh how things change. 16 years ago it was all :drool: :drool: :drool:

Now it's :boring: :boring: :boring:

:lol: ;)
Well, we dated / shacked up ( yup, lived in sin for a while ) for almost five years before getting hitched.

Surely it's not ALL :boring: :boring: :boring: now, is it ? :lol:

Y'all have been together for a good while too, Chris !! :thumb: :thumb: :clap: :clap:
 

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:D

Thank you, thank you! You've been a great crowd tonight!

I'll be here all week. Tell your friends, and don't forget to trip... er, tip... your waitress.

:bill:
 

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jpark said:
:D

Thank you, thank you! You've been a great crowd tonight!

I'll be here all week. Tell your friends, and don't forget to trip... er, tip... your waitress.

:bill:
:yahoo:

:thumb: :thumb: :clap: :clap: :clap:

:D
 

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escape08xlt said:
jonas1022 said:
I suppose that last quote was your favorite? :)
:lol: Yup, liked that last one !! Although, I can see the flip side as hubby and I will be married 22 years come August 30th. :thumb: :)
Hmmm, I got divorced on my 22nd anniversary. You're never out of the woods.
 

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MadMax said:
escape08xlt said:
jonas1022 said:
I suppose that last quote was your favorite? :)
:lol: Yup, liked that last one !! Although, I can see the flip side as hubby and I will be married 22 years come August 30th. :thumb: :)
Hmmm, I got divorced on my 22nd anniversary. You're never out of the woods.
This is true. Nothing is ever promised in this life.
We have been to hell and back and we are still together.
Our marriage is a strong one and we are very much committed to each other. I am still very much in love with him and am quite certain that he feels the same. :)
 
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