[MadMax]

You forgot one:

When a man and woman walk down the isle to be wed, they each have one thought. He hopes that she'll never change and she can't wait to get started.

 

[MadMax]

...and that's why more then 50% of marriages fail.

 

[MadMax]

:shock:

I didn't know you were into that.

:lol: :hyst: :clap:

Oh Dear God !!! :hyst: :hyst: :hyst:

nail biting, hair pulling, twitching...

 

[MadMax]

I suppose that last quote was your favorite?

:lol: Yup, liked that last one !! Although, I can see the flip side as hubby and I will be married 22 years come August 30th. :thumb:

Hmmm, I got divorced on my 22nd anniversary. You're never out of the woods.