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At 3 a.m. a desk clerk at a hotel, gets a call from a drunk guy, asking what time the bar opens. " It opens at noon" answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. " What time does the bar open?" He asks.
" Same time as before....Noon." Replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. " Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"
The clerk then answers, " It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
" NO!...I don't wanna git in.... AH WANNA GIT OUT!!!!!!" :lol: :lol:
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. " What time does the bar open?" He asks.
" Same time as before....Noon." Replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. " Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"
The clerk then answers, " It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
" NO!...I don't wanna git in.... AH WANNA GIT OUT!!!!!!" :lol: :lol:
