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Sorry, I couldn't help but post something like this! :shock:

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

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My first thought: why 3 DVDs? :bill:
 

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I guess the question I have is.......

Was the picnic table of age????

That just makes me want to :stifle: :stifle:
 

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Another good question: was he thinking of another table when he did it? :worry:

Ajax said:
He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.
Now wait: did he cheat on the outside table with the inside table, or did he take the outside table in for a date? :hyst:
 

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Oh GREAT he's from Ohio.. that's just fu :censor: ing great. :rant:
 

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I bet the Michiganers are laughing their a**es off! lol
 

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Makes me glad I moved from Michigan!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
 

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I bet the Michiganers are laughing their a**es off! lol
I wouldn't doubt that for a second hahaha.
 

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All I can think of is Ohio...January...Isn't there a METAL ring in the center of the table?....What, this guy never put his tounge on a chain link fence in the winter before? :shock: :wacko:
 

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All I can think of is Ohio...January...Isn't there a METAL ring in the center of the table?....What, this guy never put his tounge on a chain link fence in the winter before? :shock: :wacko:
Well yeah. Some guys don't think with their brains. But if he keeps doing this in the depths of January, he's probably not going to have anything else to think with BUT his brains.

Good going Art :thumb:
 

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:hyst: :clap:
 

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hahaha...Buckeyes! Go Figure!

Sorry Shimy!
 
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