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1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice ."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

:whistle:
 

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Speaking from one "who walks amongst them"...I would say that these would come from the more educated (9th grade) ones. Just one minor correction.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a Budweiser away.
 

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MadMax said:
Speaking from one "who walks amongst them"...I would say that these would come from the more educated (9th grade) ones. Just one minor correction.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a Budweiser away.
or, the Northern variation:

"I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman . . . .

But I sure have woken up with some!"
 

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:hyst: :clap:
 

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:hyst: :hyst:
 

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MadMax said:
Speaking from one "who walks amongst them"...
I can relate. :yes: Thank God, there not ALL like that, but I definitely know what ya mean !! :D

(I'm a transplanted yankee who married another transplanted yankee)
 

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Colleen said:
MadMax said:
Speaking from one "who walks amongst them"...
I can relate. :yes: Thank God, there not ALL like that, but I definitely know what ya mean !! :D

(I'm a transplanted yankee who married another transplanted yankee)
Funny, you don't look like your from NYC...
 

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Funny, you don't look like your from NYC...
I'm not. I'm from Long Island, NY. Hubby is from upstate, NY. I moved down South many many moons ago with my parents. Hubby moved down South when he was 18, with his parents.

We have been down south long enough to classify ourselves as Southeners :yahoo: , but still have a bit of a yankee accent due to having a number of yankee friends down here.

Both of us love it here !! :yes:
 

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A good-looking girl friend of mine has a great come back line for lame pick-up lines.

He: "Hey, gorgeous, I'm here to fulfill your every fantasy" Her: "Great, paint my house."
 

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:hyst: :hyst: I love that one! :hyst: :hyst:

Then again, I haven't been looking for over twenty years... :thumb:
 

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jonas1022 said:
:hyst: :hyst: I love that one! :hyst: :hyst:

Then again, I haven't been looking for over twenty years... :thumb:
It didn't take long, been re-attached for over a year now...sometimes those lame pick-up lines work. ;)
 
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