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Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro, arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: " It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four."

" Quattro is just the name of the automobile, " the Scotsmen retorts in disbelief. " Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

" You can not pull that one on me, " replies Paddy " Quattro means four. You have five people in your car, and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Scotsman replies angrily, " You Idiot ! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence! "

" Sorry , " responds Paddy, " Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." :hyst: :lol: :lol: :shades:
 

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I wonder if they'd get busted for not having enough in a Buick Century...
 
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