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Mrs. Rosetti, who lives in an Italian section of town, is in her 80's and her memory is starting to fail. One day she goes to the local grocery store for some items. On her way out, she sees Tony, the store owner.

Tony says, "Ah, good evening Mrs a-Rosetti, how are you today?"

"Oh I'm just fine, Tony. By the way, I didn't see any broccoli. Are you out?"

"Yes, I'm-a sorry. We're expecting a delivery a-tomorrow. You come a-back then, OK?"

"Oh, OK. See you tomorrow then" and she leaves. She gets half a block down the street and realizes she forgot to get broccoli, so back she goes. Tony sees her coming.

"Mrs. a-Rosetti, did you-a forget something?"

"Yes, I forgot to pick up some broccoli."

"Mrs. a-Rosetti, I-a told you, it's-a coming tomorrow, OK?"

"Oh, I'll just stop back tomorrow then. Bye Tony!" And off she goes. She's almost home when she remembers she didn't get the broccoli she wanted, so she heads back to the store. Once again, Tony sees her coming.

"Mrs. a-Rosetti, what are you-a doing back again, huh?"

"Well Tony, I almost forgot to get broccoli."

Mrs' a-Rosetti, let me ask-a you a question. How do you spell-a the toni in-a rigatoni?"

"T-o-n-i"

"That's-a right! Now, how do you spell-a the pest in-a pesto?"

"P-e-s-t."

"Yes, that's-a right Mrs. a-Rosetti. Now, how do you spell the freak in-a broccoli?"

She thinks for a moment and says, "There is no freak in broccoli."

"That's-a what I been trying to tell you!" :lol:
 

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Katscan said:
Hehe that reminds me of a lil vid I saw a while ago

:lol: :clap:

I am curious if Jack Nicholson, would be the voice over.
That voice sounds just like him.
 
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