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(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing
: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks
: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it
: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Just thought I'd give you guys a heads-up! :peace: You're welcome!
 

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Dasha is now using #5, followed by #8.

I think I'll leave the room before I see a tink.

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Oh so true!
I became familiar with those nine years ago. :bang:
Great post!
 

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Dasha said:
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
haha now this one i can relate to :box:
 

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Ohhh yeah. I've heard that a time or two.
 

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i've been married for 20 years, so i've heard those nine, and a few others.
 

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Such as.......

"I'm not mad".
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Oooh......watch out cause we're really pissed!!!! :taz:
 

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Well, tell me what is really on your mind to begin with and maybe I just won't misunderstand... :tease:
 

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Don't you know me well enough by now to know what is really bothering me??????

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Dasha said:
Don't you know me well enough by now to know what is really bothering me??????

:D
You want more ice cream??????????? :kneel:

That's my PC/PG answer... :peace:
 

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Then there's:

"Soooo......what are you thinking....?"

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