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My favourite Jack Bauer fact is:
"Jack Bauer can make Chuck Norris cry. The cure for cancer will be available shortly."
 

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This one cracked me up. :hyst:
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizse the element of surprise."
 

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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a normal human being can go down niagra falls in a wooden barrel, Chuck Norris can go UP niagra falls in a cardboard box!!
 

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Niagara Falls was just Lake Ontario until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it in a fit of rage.
 

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ok so its too late to be reading that list lol, but i laughed my butt off

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
 

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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. :hyst:
 
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