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I had a big laugh reading some of the things on this site...
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My favourite Jack Bauer fact is:
"Jack Bauer can make Chuck Norris cry. The cure for cancer will be available shortly."
This one cracked me up. :hyst:
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizse the element of surprise."
I likey:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

a normal human being can go down niagra falls in a wooden barrel, Chuck Norris can go UP niagra falls in a cardboard box!!
Niagara Falls was just Lake Ontario until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it in a fit of rage.
ok so its too late to be reading that list lol, but i laughed my butt off

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.


There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. :hyst:
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